Joke Thread 4

[AES]

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Not only do I (I did!) "Like" that, I've often wondered how the conversation went at 3M (or wherever) when some laboratory bright spark came up with a glue that wasn't very sticky (but ended up as Post It notes, etc).

Sorry all, complete thread drift ("Guilty as charged yer 'onhor"). But still that thought does intrigue me. I've even gone so far as to suggest (to myself) that such "dialogues" could serve as a round the pub/round the dinner table "competition"

 

[John Brown]

Not only do I (I did!) "Like" that, I've often wondered how the conversation went at 3M (or wherever) when some laboratory bright spark came up with a glue that wasn't very sticky (but ended up as Post It notes, etc).

Sorry all, complete thread drift ("Guilty as charged yer 'onhor"). But still that thought does intrigue me. I've even gone so far as to suggest (to myself) that such "dialogues" could serve as a round the pub/round the dinner table "competition"

https://www.post-it.com/3M/en_US/post-it/contact-us/about-us/

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Amateur]

 

[JimJay]

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I thought that pound notes were a thing of the past nowadays - and who hangs money on their washing line anyway?

 

[dzj]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Fergie 307]

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Wow, your missus travels light

 

[Doug B]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Cozzer]

Thinking about keeping fit for the New Year, and combining it with a new hobby, I've started playing "Silent Tennis".



It's exactly the same as the game of tennis that you already know, but without the racket....

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[bushwhaker]

 

[Robbo3]

ASSICONS

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[Sachakins]

ASSICONS

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

() That ass hole is just full of dung

 

[Jaco]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

My mate said, "I like your sports car."

I said, "it's not very practical now that we have a baby."

He said, "how about I buy it off you?"

I said,"go on then. Three grand?"

He said, "you've got yourself a deal."

I said, "nice one - you're going to make a brilliant dad!"