Joke Thread 4

[stuart little]

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Quite true!

 

[Keefy.]

Quite true!

It'll be the 10mm socket.

 

[John Brown]

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We've got one of those, except it has the tap at the bottom.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

It'll be the 10mm socket.

or the 13mm.
or worse again, the one and only 7mm allen key.

 

[flying haggis]

Or " now, where has that bl**dy nut rolled to?".......

 

[stuart little]

or the 13mm.
or worse again, the one and only 7mm allen key.

or even worse;-- some light-fingered git picked it up!

 

[Yorkieguy]

Jimmy Carter Nobel Peace Prize 2002 Speech. Not a joke - A truism.

(You can do a lot with a sheet of plywood!)

 

[Doug B]

(You can do a lot with a sheet of plywood!)

shame it’s OSB

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

We've got one of those, except it has the tap at the bottom.

How many spotted that one? I for one, didn't.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Amateur]

So thats the reason?
The priest is booked for lunchtime so Ive about an hour to get her strapped down to the bed.

 

[Doug B]

Had the worst day ever. I paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.

It's just one thing on top of another.

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

Rushi Sunak is concerned that the top politicians are going to go to give the Al summit a miss, as most countries send a delegation of laptops....!

 

[Alex H]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]