Joke Thread 4
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niemeyjt
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The England World Cup cricket team have been visiting an orphanage in New Delhi today.
"Such poor, helpless individuals with absolutely no hope for the future" said Ashok, aged 8.
"Such poor, helpless individuals with absolutely no hope for the future" said Ashok, aged 8.
You mean nodding off concrete that collapses and cladding that catches fire?
Mickjay
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Structural engineers don't specify cladding (it's not structural), I think you're mixing them up with architects or even worse accountants
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one would reasonably think so ..but......Structural engineers don't specify cladding (it's not structural), I think you're mixing them up with architects or even worse accountants
cladding does play a structural role, transferring windloads, impact loads, snow loads and it's own self weight back to the structural framework.
That is why guidelines for structural engineers covering this topic were written.
Alex H
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I'm sure there was a joke thread around here somewhere..........
Jaco
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Structural engineers don't specify cladding (it's not structural), I think you're mixing them up with architects or even worse accountants
What is the difference between an accountant and a computer?
The computer has a personality!
Ok, I am leaving ..........
flying haggis
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But the accountant has a better memory, well mine does!!
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Alex H
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Doug B
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Alex H
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flying haggis
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This thread should not be marred by political comment from any quarter
Keith Cocker
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Lighten up! It’s funny!! That’s the point of a joke thread.
Phill05
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Bet he said" Oh C-rap it should be 9 1/2"
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