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Alex H
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For some reason, I think the designer of these 'rock towers' (at a local mini-golf course) did not have their mind on the job.
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Doug B
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Alex H
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Alex H
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A Russian agent arrives at a small Welsh station and asks for Mr Jones.
“Well,” says the stationmaster, “there’s Jones the Milk, Jones the Meat, Jones the Flowers, Jones the Undertaker. In fact, my name’s Jones.”
The agent whispers to him, “The eagle doesn’t walk over the mountain.”
“Ah,” says the stationmaster, “you want Jones the Spy.”
“Well,” says the stationmaster, “there’s Jones the Milk, Jones the Meat, Jones the Flowers, Jones the Undertaker. In fact, my name’s Jones.”
The agent whispers to him, “The eagle doesn’t walk over the mountain.”
“Ah,” says the stationmaster, “you want Jones the Spy.”
flying haggis
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Junah
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The picture does not convey that she has no legs, is vegan and married to Linda.
flying haggis
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I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.
I thought: ‘He’s pushing his luck!’
I thought: ‘He’s pushing his luck!’
Jameshow
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I got a Facebook and for a women's only running race!
Sad that sexism is still alive and kicking!
llangatwgnedd
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Jameshow
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How ever I do feel that dogs, horses and men are barely domesticated and easily return to thier native feral state!!
stuart little
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Is that Kevin or Skippy?
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