Joke Thread 4

[flying haggis]

I got a Facebook and for a women's only running race!
Sad that sexism is still alive and kicking!

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[budgie98]

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Missed out the word 'ban'?

 

[Jameshow]

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Male only golf clubs closed a long time ago...

 

[dzj]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

Is that Kevin or Skippy?

Oops! Should be ; Kenny, not Kevin

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cozzer]

(Perhaps one for Mr.Little? )

Had to stop watching all the current TV coverage - I just didn't get it...
Why they've decided to cut the electricity and water off from a 90's footballing legend is beyond me.
And as for his strip? Well, who wants to see that?

 

[stuart little]

(Perhaps one for Mr.Little? )

Had to stop watching all the current TV coverage - I just didn't get it...
Why they've decided to cut the electricity and water off from a 90's footballing legend is beyond me.
And as for his strip? Well, who wants to see that?

Here you are, but I know not what you're referring to. +

 

[AES]

Oh, come ON Gents!

As a died-in-the-wool football hater, even I knew what he was getting at - "Gazza" is/was the nickname of some famous footballer - Gary or Gareth "somebody or other" who was apparently "quite good. (Thinking on, would the family name be "Linegger" or something similar)?

Dunno, but I DID "get it"! (Which for me, if it concerns "silly bloody football" - IMO) is nothing short of miraculous!

But when one gets even a brief glimpse of pix currently coming out of the Gaza Strip - AND out of the other side of the border too - it wasn't really funny to start with (IMO anyway).

 

[paulrbarnard]

Oh, come ON Gents!

As a died-in-the-wool football hater, even I knew what he was getting at - "Gazza" is/was the nickname of some famous footballer - Gary or Gareth "somebody or other" who was apparently "quite good. (Thinking on, would the family name be "Linegger" or something similar)?

Dunno, but I DID "get it"! (Which for me, if it concerns "silly bloody football" - IMO) is nothing short of miraculous!

But when one gets even a brief glimpse of pix currently coming out of the Gaza Strip - AND out of the other side of the border too - it wasn't really funny to start with (IMO anyway).

Right idea but he was actually called Paul

 

[stuart little]

Oh, come ON Gents!

As a died-in-the-wool football hater, even I knew what he was getting at - "Gazza" is/was the nickname of some famous footballer - Gary or Gareth "somebody or other" who was apparently "quite good. (Thinking on, would the family name be "Linegger" or something similar)?

Dunno, but I DID "get it"! (Which for me, if it concerns "silly bloody football" - IMO) is nothing short of miraculous!

But when one gets even a brief glimpse of pix currently coming out of the Gaza Strip - AND out of the other side of the border too - it wasn't really funny to start with (IMO anyway).

In my case, I had no idea what this was referring to - the only news I see is MSN - so I ignore anything that does not interest me.

 

[AES]

Right idea but he was actually called Paul

OK, thanks. I don't REALLY want to know, but if he is/was actually called Paul why was he also called "Gazza"?

 

[flying haggis]

Gascoigne got shortened to Gazza by the old has been football commentators of the day, ie the ones who actually think anybody cares about their view on the game.

 

[Doug B]

 

[TomGW]

 

[Jameshow]

Or a table saw and spindle moulder!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

https://optical.toys/