Joke Thread 4

[Jaco]

What nails does a Carpenter hate to hit???

Fingernails.


Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a drink of water???

It was a little horse.


How do you throw a party in space???

You planet

 

[Stan]

How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Well, a weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stotally different.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

That's not actually beer.

 

[DRC]

That's not actually beer.

So b****y what!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?

 

[Amateur]

For any of you planning going out today.
It's not looking good.

 

[Amateur]

 

[smugdruggler]

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I can't wait for Stuart's reaction

 

[Alex H]

Doctor's Pay Demands

 

[Jameshow]

Doctor's Pay Demands

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I can't read it...!

 

[Cozzer]

I can't read it...!

Erm....

Oh dear...

 

[DRC]

For any of you planning going out today.
It's not looking good.

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Sounds like our average English summer to me, sometimes!!!

 

[dzj]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[JimJay]

I can't read it...!

So your housemaster was right after all.....

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

As you may be aware Viagra is now out of patient, new generic names include.
Mycockaflopin
Dicksafixin
Available from Screwfix and other good pharmacies.....

So your housemaster was right after all.....

You havs missed he joke...which is out of date as scripts are computer generated these days!!