Joke Thread 4

[stuart little]

The professor didn’t know the answer, which cost him $100 - the blonde didn’t know either, which cost her $1. Not such a dumb blonde. (Not being a professor, you’ve just lost a dollar too Stuart!)

Oh aye, what's 50p nowadays? Put it doqwn to a few weeks of frustrartion with BT trying,trying, trying to get my Tackage sorted, + a key board tkeeps missing lers, see awhat I mean!!!! a load of . Going for a long lie down.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Cozzer]

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Comfy chair, grabs popcorn, and waits.....5... 4... 3... 2 .....

 

[Cozzer]

That was a bit of a surprise...
Our local pub is advertising three courses of badger for £18.
Starter, main and badger sorbet.
No choice, mind.

It's a set menu.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[TRITON]

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Already posted this one up but seemed appropriate.

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Easier than trying to make it attack Schrödinger's cat, I suppose.

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Alex H]

 

[dzj]

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This'll be the day when you die.

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[John Brown]

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There's a story that someone once asked Don McLean what the song American Pie really meant, and he said, "It means I never have to do a day's work ever again", or words to that effect.

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Measure twice ... Cut once...... Spot the mistake when the glue is half set

Should have posted this in the last thing I made thread but...

Perhaps we should have a thread entitled "Post a photo of the last mistake you made".