Joke Thread 4

[woodhutt]

More of a memory than a joke, brought about after taking our grandson for a stroll along the beach the other day.
I must have been about 5 or 6 and growing up in the UK when we went as a big family group (cousins etc) for a day at the local seaside.
A bunch of us kids were playing quite happily when an altercation broke out in front of us between a young married couple who had a baby with them. To this day, I have no idea what the row was about but it escalated with the baby being passed, very roughly between the man and his wife. It became so bad that someone called the police.
When the policeman turned up, it just seemed to aggravate the situation and eventually, the woman was somehow able to get hold of the policeman's truncheon and began to beat him quite violently.
Then a crocodile appeared and ate all the sausages.

I still have bad dreams about it to this day.

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

Where is it then?

Its just at the edge of this clif#####
Aaaggggghhhhhh.
Bump, Splat

 

[Amateur]

Rather than start a new thread, would it not be better to run a parallel thread for commentaries on jokes? That way we will not have to move on to Joke thread 5 in a year or so.

Some people get lonely.
They enjoy chatting.
However I suspect its just a few lonely AIs that have gone rogue.

 

[Thingybob]

Can't wait till we reach joke thread X X X who knows what we will see

 

[Doug B]

 

[Stan]

I heard once of a rockstar who said that the next time he felt like getting married, instead he would just find a woman he didn't like and buy her a house. Much cheaper!

 

[Jaco]

 

[Amateur]

 

[dzj]

 

[loftyhermes]

 

[stuart little]

English tourist accused of carving name in Colosseum says he did not realise its age....... says he was ‘embarrassed’ to learn of amphitheatre’s antiquity​

UHH? And these people breed!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Strange post for a joke thread.

 

[Keith Cocker]

Strange post for a joke thread.

Yours too?

 

[Jaco]

Ok chaps, fall back in line, this is a Joke thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sachakins]

Ok chaps, fall back in line, this is a Joke thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nicely back on track Great to see some jokes again

 

[Brains]

More of a memory than a joke, brought about after taking our grandson for a stroll along the beach the other day.
I must have been about 5 or 6 and growing up in the UK when we went as a big family group (cousins etc) for a day at the local seaside.
A bunch of us kids were playing quite happily when an altercation broke out in front of us between a young married couple who had a baby with them. To this day, I have no idea what the row was about but it escalated with the baby being passed, very roughly between the man and his wife. It became so bad that someone called the police.
When the policeman turned up, it just seemed to aggravate the situation and eventually, the woman was somehow able to get hold of the policeman's truncheon and began to beat him quite violently.
Then a crocodile appeared and ate all the sausages.

I still have bad dreams about it to this day.

You need a punch for that.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

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