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Sporky McGuffin

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A recent post reminded me of the one thing we have to thank GWB Jnr for - the invention of the word "misunderestimate".

I also like "automagically", to describe any particularly useful and unexpected automatic behaviour.
 
Our youngest coined "accididn't".

Me: Did you enjoy your peanut butter on toast? And why is peanut butter smeared across the TV screen? Was that you?

Boy Wonder: No, it was an accididn't.

God love him!
 
Which reminds me of "unvented" - when you come up with something on your own, but it turns out that it already exists.

For example "I unvented 'automagically'".
 
bugbear":fog0kbv6 said:
Sporky McGuffin":fog0kbv6 said:
I also like "automagically", to describe any particularly useful and unexpected automatic behaviour.

It's a lovely word, but it's neither wrong, nor indeed new; it's in the OED, and appeared (it says) in the 1940's.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/defin ... omagically

BugBear
It could still be wrong. Dictionaries record common usage, not correct usage. :)
 
I been unventing things for years, I'm glad to find out there's a term for it...

I unvented "condescending boiler" and "vindictive text", to name but two.
 
phil.p":9taifywd said:
bugbear":9taifywd said:
Sporky McGuffin":9taifywd said:
I also like "automagically", to describe any particularly useful and unexpected automatic behaviour.

It's a lovely word, but it's neither wrong, nor indeed new; it's in the OED, and appeared (it says) in the 1940's.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/defin ... omagically

BugBear
It could still be wrong. Dictionaries record common usage, not correct usage. :)

Lacking ($DEITY forbid!) an English equivalent of the Académie française, there is no definition
of correct English. Common usage is all there is, innit. :D

Googling found this interesting article on the topic.

BugBear
 
Two other additions to the English language that I have heard

On a delayed train "we apologise for the delay in platforming this train". I never tealsied that there was a verb "to platform".

An American talking about problems of air traffic control "The skies over Los Angeles are overhelicopterised"
 
Sporky McGuffin":2zn4vaxr said:
"Beautilitarian". Both attractive and practical.
Reminiscent of this quote from William Morris (great designer, lousy socialist):

If you want a golden rule that will fit everybody, this is it: Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.

BugBear
 
A few weeks ago there was an interview on PM on R4 when the interviewee used the word "intertwangled". Subsequently there was a discussion about what it meant and how new words come about. So Eddie Mair, bless him, decided it would be a good idea to get the word into common usage so that it would be added to the OED.

So every night for the following week or so he slipped the word "intertwangled" into his pieces, which of course, generated correspondence...


Dear Eddolyn
I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms about the increaferation in this ridicupid practice of jumblixing up two perfectly satisfadequate words to manubricate some totally unnecerfluous cross-Franken-brid word, just to get it into the OED.

It must terminop now, as this intertwanglificationising just encourages every Tom, Dick and Steve Maskery to jump on the bandwaggon and waste a good half-hour emulaping this idiazy behaviour on national wireless, by composocting a page of complotal nonsbish, in what is obviously just a bare-flatant attempt to get read out on the PM letters slot.

That two grown men should indulge in this childerile behaviour is, quite fronestly, pitithetic.


It worked.
 

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