One Liners!

[PhilTilson]

Didn't make me 'laff'.

I knew it wouldn't take long before this thread was hijacked for 'comments' like the joke thread!! ONE-LINERS ONLY!!

 

[selectortone]

I knew it wouldn't take long before this thread was hijacked for 'comments' like the joke thread!! ONE-LINERS ONLY!!

That's two lines.

 

[Jameshow]

You know Jeremy's brother. Him wot is on t'radio - Jeremy that is not Tim.

Tim's the one with brains!!

No actually that's Sarah!!

 

[paulrbarnard]

Couple of books from the 1960’s school yard

Russian Rugby by I Knokabolokov
Women’s wrestling by Nora Titsov

 

[Thingybob]

Those Korean meat balls really are the dogs b@ll@¢π§

 

[Jester129]

I like to have my pudding first, then my starter, then my main. Is that an eating disorder?

 

[artie]

Couple of books from the 1960’s school yard

Russian Rugby by I Knokabolokov
Women’s wrestling by Nora Titsov

Flowers of the wayside by Dan D Lyons

 

[woodhutt]

I tried to warn my friend about the dangers of playing Russian roulette but it was no good, it just went in one ear and out the other.

 

[Sachakins]

Venison's dear, isn't it?

 

[MikeJhn]

You know your getting old when you waist measurement overtakes your inside leg measurement.

 

[MikeJhn]

On the book theme:

Over the cliff by Hugo Thirst.

 

[dizjasta]

Russian stripper - Eva Vestov

 

[GuitardoctorW7]

Venison's dear, isn't it?

Dodgy looking guy came in our local the other week offering 8 legs of Venison for £200.... I said "that's two dear"

 

[dizjasta]

You could tell she was a Driving instructor's daughter - She knew the big knob was the gear.

 

[JAW911]

She was only a welder’s daughter but she had acetylene legs

 

[Robbo3]

The one that was thought funny at school was
Yellow River by I P Alot

 

[Sachakins]

The one that was thought funny at school was
Yellow River by I P Alot

I read the Chinese version by One Longpee.

 

[Tris]

'Coping with Diarrhoea' by Willy Makit, edited by Betty Wont

 

[Tris]

Piddler on the roof, by Ivor Longshot

 

[dizjasta]

I am sure she was a fishmonger's daughter - She would lay on the slab and say "Fillet"