New business idea. Can't fail.

[vanitycat]

Based on recent Festool auctions on the bay, I have devised a fiendish new business idea. I am going to purchase loads of new Festool equipment with the full 3 year warranty. I will then (and this is the clever bit) attach the kit to the back of my van with some rope, drive around for a few days and stick it on Ebay with no warranty or returns at approx 10% more than I paid for it myself.

Seems foolproof to me.

State all the the equipment has been personally aligned/configured for accurate cuts etc. Boom super mark up. When the consumers complain, put it down to the courier bashing it about and refer them to the disclaimer


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[rob.]

Go into landrover dealership parts department. Order every part for a defender 90. Pays your bill. Go home. Assemble. Whack it on ebay for £110k. Jobs a goodun.

Spray it offwhite and write FesteringStool on the side +20k.

It would have to be a tax exempt coiler in a blue and white box to make that kind of money.

 

[NazNomad]

Will you be throwing in a Festool Snake Oil Dispenser with every order?