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But like Skynet, the fictional AI in Terminator.
So some bright spark named an actual spy satellite system in US as Skynet.
SKYNET is a program by the U.S. National Security Agency that performs machine learning analysis on communications data to extract information about possible terror suspects. The tool is used to identify targets, such as al-Qaeda couriers, who move between GSM cellular networks.
So some bright spark named an actual spy satellite system in US as Skynet.
SKYNET is a program by the U.S. National Security Agency that performs machine learning analysis on communications data to extract information about possible terror suspects. The tool is used to identify targets, such as al-Qaeda couriers, who move between GSM cellular networks.
artie
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I know it's in the joke thread, but it's not a good one.
There's not even one picture of earth from space never mind a planet a gazillion miles away.
Robbo3
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Doug B
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flying haggis
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Alex H
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Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.................
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.................
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
???? I’ve taken pictures of Jupiter and Saturn from my back garden with my normal camera. There are countless images of the earth taken from space. Open google maps and guess what. Those images are a mix of satellite (you know those things in space) and aerial images.
The joke was how bad security camera images are. It’s the same problem with pictures of UFOs. They are alway blurry too.
stuart little
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Just been invited to a tour of the factory and I get free accomodation over night
flying haggis
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Google road marking mistakes and see how many contractors can't spell!!
Woody2Shoes
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Good job there's no pictures of earth from space (allegedly) - they would reveal that the earth actually is flat, of course. These are obviously very clever fakes:
https://climate.nasa.gov/news/2206/earth-from-space-15-amazing-things-in-15-years/
flying haggis
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So how come the flat earth society has members all around the globe..
The point is no mater where you stand in the ‘globe’ the ground is down and the sky is up. Must be flat unless there is some strange force involve.
Gravity sucks
Tris
What am I doing here?
If the earth was flat cats would have knocked everything off the sides
treeturner123
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Don't be silly, there's a great big damn round the whole circumference (not the whole globe obviously!)
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