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Alex H
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STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
Kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding on to the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle, dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The husband was treated and released to come home.
Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Now that is a bad day.
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
Kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding on to the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle, dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
Seeing that gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The husband was treated and released to come home.
Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin.
The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm.
Now that is a bad day.
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Alex H
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Doug B
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Doug B
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Isnt it great this weather?
Fantastic I just love all this rain.
Yeh it makes huge lakes to go swimming in, and you can splash through the puddles.
I agree. Im taking the kids out for a quick swim tomorrow morning. It will do them good.
Overhead in Waddlesworth today, as a family of ducks discussed the weather.
Fantastic I just love all this rain.
Yeh it makes huge lakes to go swimming in, and you can splash through the puddles.
I agree. Im taking the kids out for a quick swim tomorrow morning. It will do them good.
Overhead in Waddlesworth today, as a family of ducks discussed the weather.
Cabinetman
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Well I hope it’s a joke, anybody else remember the film about Soylent green? You won’t get me drinking it!
DrPhill
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No lists of ingredients on the website. Looks professional, but I can't help thinking that it is a spoof. Surely no-one would try to sell a 'food replacement' called Soylent in a green colour? Surely not.
EDIT: Seems it was deliberate Soylent (meal replacement) - Wikipedia
"Soylent is named after a food in Make Room! Make Room!, a 1966 dystopian science fiction novel (which was the basis of the 1973 film Soylent Green) that explores themes of population growth and limited resources."
EDIT: Seems it was deliberate Soylent (meal replacement) - Wikipedia
"Soylent is named after a food in Make Room! Make Room!, a 1966 dystopian science fiction novel (which was the basis of the 1973 film Soylent Green) that explores themes of population growth and limited resources."
Cabinetman
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Haha, …"explores the themes of population growth and limited resources! …". NOT, they persuaded you to enter for voluntary euthanasia then turned you into the next days meal for the masses— soylent, a favourite variety being Green lol.
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