Joke Thread 4

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

Price of new cars today, I got a good deal trade in for a cracking motor home.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

You could probably make good money on one of them if you converted it to a mobile bog.

 

[Cordy]

My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me,

"It says here that most women get bored with their husband's sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."

"Really love?" I replied as I continued to thrust away.

 

[Jaco]

When you gotta go .......... you gotta go!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

It's just been announced that the guy who invented spell-check has passed away.

Apparently, he's being buried next monkey.

It was predictive text, actually.

 

[TRITON]

Theres just been a fire at Billingsgate fish market.

Unfortunately many soles were lost

 

[Scifli]

Theres just been a fire at Billingsgate fish market.

Unfortunately many soles were lost

Holy mackerel ! Your'e skating on thin ice there. Its a red herring! Didn't get it at first and had to mullet over.

 

[TRITON]

Holy mackerel ! Your'e skating on thin ice there. Its a red herring! Didn't get it at first and had to mullet over.

You’re kraken me up, but don't go fishing for compliments.

 

[Cobbs]

Any more of that and you both deserve to get battered.

 

[Tris]

There's a time and plaice for that. The thread is scaling new heights, at this rate we'll fillet in no time

 

[Sachakins]

Well that tips the scales of justice.

 

[Thingybob]

Gonna cost the insurance company a few squid

 

[bushwhaker]

Every time I get a headache, I take 2 pills Ibuprofen and keep away from my children... Just like the bottle says.

 

[Cozzer]

Every time I get a headache, I take 2 pills Ibuprofen and keep away from my children... Just like the bottle says.

Really?

Every time I get a headache, I take nothing.
Why?
Because nothing acts faster than Anadin...

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]