Joke Thread 4
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Doug B
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Robbo3
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flying haggis
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treeturner123
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I presume the next job is the tape the engines on!
stuart little
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Never ever watched it, BUT where's the joke? Digressed again!
stuart little
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Shhh there there.It's time for one -
Blackswanwood
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Google an image of Tony Soprano and then Barry from Eastenders.
Doug B
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The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Doug B
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Robbo3
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How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
but none of them work.
How do you make holy water?
You take some water & boil the hell out of it.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “what’s your favourite kind of music?”
The other says, “I'm a big metal fan”.
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yester-day…
but couldn't find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t quite make up its mind?
A maybe.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
If and when everything is coming your way.....
you're in the wrong lane.
She had a photographic memory…
but never developed it.
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain trans-plant.....
but then I changed my mind.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland, of course, it’s Dublin everyday.
My ex-wife still misses me....
but her aim is starting to improve.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a.....
No-bell prize.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought....
“that’s the last thing i need !”
Need an ark???
I Noah guy.
I used to be indecisive.....
Now I'm not so sure.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me that......
I can do it with my eyes closed.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. But, it let out a little whine.
What do you call a very articulate dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
A Thesaurus, of course.
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
You get a laughing stock
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
but none of them work.
How do you make holy water?
You take some water & boil the hell out of it.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “what’s your favourite kind of music?”
The other says, “I'm a big metal fan”.
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yester-day…
but couldn't find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t quite make up its mind?
A maybe.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
If and when everything is coming your way.....
you're in the wrong lane.
She had a photographic memory…
but never developed it.
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain trans-plant.....
but then I changed my mind.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland, of course, it’s Dublin everyday.
My ex-wife still misses me....
but her aim is starting to improve.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a.....
No-bell prize.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought....
“that’s the last thing i need !”
Need an ark???
I Noah guy.
I used to be indecisive.....
Now I'm not so sure.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me that......
I can do it with my eyes closed.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. But, it let out a little whine.
What do you call a very articulate dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
A Thesaurus, of course.
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
You get a laughing stock
Doug B
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Alex H
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For some reason I've been posting in the SEED thread, ranting and raving about folk high jacking the joke forum to sort their seeds out...LOL
I apologise
to any seed related folk I might have upset.
But these worked well last year
I apologise
to any seed related folk I might have upset.But these worked well last year
Doug B
Shy Tot
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