Joke Thread 4

[Geoff_S]

No jokes like the o;d jokes and a very welcome respite from all the visual gags now coming. Is this a sign of the times ? What happened to words ? Is attention span so short that an image is needed to show...now where was I ?

Sorry, what was that?

 

[Robbo3]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[kwigly]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold'."
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f...ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[Daniel2]

 

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[flying haggis]

 

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[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Daniel2]

 

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[Daniel2]