Joke Thread 4

[Sachakins]

Joke thread 5 please

 

[Daniel2]

Yes.
Please can we keep the thread on topic.
Minimal discipline required.

 

[niemeyjt]

SWMBO told me that I started calling out all sorts of names last night in bed - "Gandalf", "Bilbo", "Smaug", "Gollum".

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Adam W.]

Sorry Stuart.

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

I was meaning it it's still much the same. I'm not sure post you're referring to though.

Must be the photo of the post in your back garden that you asked for ideas to sort out. It was on a slope.
The one you put on here a while ago.
You must remember that post.?

 

[Daniel2]

 

[stuart little]

If you can think of a bigger joke than religion, I'm dying to hear it...

The BIGGEST hoax played on mankind!

 

[Alex H]

A colon can really change the meaning of a sentence.


Example:


"The marbles fell out of my pocket."


"The marbles fell out of my colon."

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

World's easiest quiz!​

I passed with flying colours!!
Corrections:- The Canary Islands are in the ATLANTIC ocean, and canaries are native birds!
3) sheep or goats.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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Where did you get the photo of my dog?

 

[stuart little]

Then there was the Egyptologist, who drove up to a pyramid & sounded his horn, a door opened, then he drove in.

A sign outside said; ' Tomb of Tootancumin'!

 

[Cozzer]

I'm really bloody annoyed!
Came home the other day to find my house had been broken into!
The only thing taken was my pack of anti-depressant tablets from the bathroom cabinet.








Well, I hope it makes him bloody happy!

 

[Amateur]

 

[dzj]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]