Ideas?

[Gill]

That's my latest design which isn't finished yet (shock, horror - it's oak, not MDF!!!). I'm thinking of turning it into a sign with a witty expression, but first I need a witty expression! Has anyone got any ideas? I had thought, "Now what was it I came here for?" but knowing the membership of this forum, I'm sure we'll be able to come up with something better.

No prizes, unfortunately, just a bit of fun.



Oh, and here's my latest segmentation design (back to painted MDF :roll: ) :

 

[dedee]

Gill, I was about to ask having seen your avatar. Very nice.

How thin is that oak?

"Jacques Cousteau Who he?"

Andy

 

[Gill]

Hi Andy

Glad you like it .

The oak's abut 7mm deep and each fret is about 2 to 3 mm thick. If you press it lightly, it's springy! However, I'm just about resisting the temptation to treat it as a toy (so far).

Gill

 

[Shultzy]

How about "Pinocchio tries scuba diving"

 

[Anonymous]

How about..

"insert name here tries skydiving for the first, and possibly last, time."

Well I think its funny.


Rgds

Saint

 

[Blister]

How about

Opps !!!!

Think I should have used my parachute :shock:

:shock:

 

[nickson71]

how about


"Damn .......... I knew I should have learnt to swim FIRST"

 

[WoodStoat]

POLICE BAFFLED AS 'CRAB CLAW' MANIAC STRIKES AGAIN

 

[Anonymous]

looks like the septic tank's blocked again!! :shock:

 

[mel]

how about
do these flippers make my bum look big
:lol: :lol:

 

[StevieB]

How about: 'Ack! New Year, time for a bath again already!'

Steve

 

[Lord Nibbo]

"Now remember this, when turning wet wood to always wear these"

 

[promhandicam]

"I know they said I need to wear a mask and goggles working with MDF but why the flippers?"

:wink:

Steve

 

[wrightclan]

"There's no more important safety rule..."

Brad