Decisions time , marriage or planes ???

[Mr_P]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251871512637? ... EBIDX%3AIT

My wife says I need to clear out my workshop or she is going to leave me and I cannot cook!

Made me laugh, apologies I'm single.

Shouldn't laugh, especially after living through my parents divorce as a kid.

Edit:

This isn't me, I've never been married.

Women are like planes, the idea of spending the rest of my life with just one isn't appealing.

 

[Wildman]

easy to learn to cook. go for it.

 

[Bod]

As for ironing, if you can flatten a bit of wood, then a shirt is a doddle.

Bod

 

[artie]

Yeah, I learned to cook.

So can you.!