Crude Jokes Are The Best

[Calpol]

Paddy: Those steroids the doctor put me on have made me grow another willy...

Mick: Anabolic?

Paddy: No, just a willy

 

[Doctor]

Calling Mike Garnham, calling Mike Garnham....... :lol: :lol:

 

[devonwoody]

Another steroid joke , but actually true.

I said at an art group meeting, "I am absolutely shattered" a very upright lady said "oh, youve been gardening"

"No" I said, "my wife is on steroids"

 

[Benchwayze]

Sounds like my art group!

Only it's some of the men who are a bit uptight!

John

 

[Benchwayze]

Calling Mike Garnham, calling Mike Garnham....... :lol: :lol:

Where is Mike BTW? Is he ok?

 

[big soft moose]

Calling Mike Garnham, calling Mike Garnham....... :lol: :lol:

Where is Mike BTW? Is he ok?

he quit after the irish joke ferrago - were you living down a hole

 

[Benchwayze]

Thanks Moose,

And no I wasn't in no 'ole! I was emerging from the anaesthetic probably. Almost missed the election; for what it was worth! :lol:

John

 

[lurker]

Thanks Moose,

And no I wasn't in no 'ole! I was emerging from the anaesthetic probably. Almost missed the election; for what it was worth! :lol:

John

Have you had your knees done John??

I've just been talking to a colleague who has had a new hip (6 weeks ago) he has just come back to work & is skipping around like a 10 year old

 

[Blister]

The makers of Viagra have just introduced EYE DROPS :shock:

One drop in each eye , It wont give you a erection

But makes you look


WELL HARD 8)

 

[Benchwayze]

Thanks Moose,

And no I wasn't in no 'ole! I was emerging from the anaesthetic probably. Almost missed the election; for what it was worth! :lol:

John

Have you had your knees done John??

I've just been talking to a colleague who has had a new hip (6 weeks ago) he has just come back to work & is skipping around like a 10 year old

Only the one so far, but the effects have been long reaching. My hip has also gone... :roll: Like repairing a car. You put in something new and it's too much for one of the other components!

So I have been retreating into a haze of diazepam and painkillers. Keeps me sane! Until I start trying to clear up in the shop and indulge in some planning.

Then it drives me nuts. But I am getting there thanks Lurker!

Regards
John

 

[joesoap]

Thanks Moose,

And no I wasn't in no 'ole! I was emerging from the anaesthetic probably. Almost missed the election; for what it was worth! :lol:

John

Have you had your knees done John??

I've just been talking to a colleague who has had a new hip (6 weeks ago) he has just come back to work & is skipping around like a 10 year old

Just what Icould be doing with , ten year old knees .
Cheers !

 

[Benchwayze]

Thanks Moose,

And no I wasn't in no 'ole! I was emerging from the anaesthetic probably. Almost missed the election; for what it was worth! :lol:

John

Have you had your knees done John??

I've just been talking to a colleague who has had a new hip (6 weeks ago) he has just come back to work & is skipping around like a 10 year old

Just what Icould be doing with , ten year old knees .
Cheers !

In all seriousness, you might hear that the replacement ops are a 'walk in the park'.. (NPI) but it's no mean procedure, and the older you be the more it knocks you about!. But hey, I have anohter few goodyears left in me yet... And I'm not talking about tyres

John :lol: