Conservative vs Liberal

[RogerS]

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll post it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

 

[harryc]

So I'll take it you are a conservative

 

[RogerS]

So I'll take it you are a conservative

LOL!

 

[MIGNAL]

You obviously haven't read the Liberal forum rules, No.6.
Ban it.

 

[kirkpoore1]

A conservative is a liberal who's been robbed.

A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

 

[nanscombe]

Liberal? Sounded more like NuLabour.

Or is a NuLabourite a Liberal who makes good his threats?

 

[big soft moose]

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

going by the last conservative government this should read if a conservative is a homosexual he will quietly lead his life, until hes exposed by a tasbloid newspaper in a compromising position with a rent boy and an orange in his mouth

 

[Dibs-h]

until hes exposed by a tasbloid newspaper in a compromising position with a rent boy and an orange in his mouth

Damn - must remember to read the Sunday papers. :lol: