Car fun !!

[gatesmr2]

Just seen matts post about cars and brought back to mind these.

FORD :shock:
Found off road dismantled

LOTUS :evil:
Lots of trouble usually serious


Used to know more but can’t remember, anyone else know any??

Also my Nan used to tell me a Ford poem but can’t remember all of it any help there would be good.

The Ford is my car
I shall not want another
It maketh me lay down in damp places
It anointeth my head with oil



Martin

 

[Steve Maskery]

My mate Keith had an MG - Money Guzzler.
S

 

[Peter T]

Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily

 

[Grinding One]

Ford LTD- Long term debt

 

[Oryxdesign]

Fix It Again Tomorrow
F***** On Race Day

When it rains Alfas become Alfa-Selzers bcause they fizz away.

 

[CNC Paul]

.
Fix It Again Tony

 

[gatesmr2]

Seems poor old Ford are the most popular to poke fun at then lol

Martin

 

[MikeG.]

The Ford is my car
I shall not want another
It maketh me lay down in damp places
It anointeth my head with oil
Martin

Which reminds me of:

"The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pasture green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me into lamb cutlets
For lo, he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo we shall rise up
And then we'll make the pipper's eyes water"

Bleating and babbling etc......

"Sheep", by Pink Floyd

 

[woodbloke]

Anyone remember 'Dagenham Dustbin'?...guess which make :wink: - Rob

 

[cambournepete]

..."Sheep", by Pink Floyd

A vastly under-rated album IMHO.