A Recreation Craftsperson.
What a time to be alive!
Ps. Not taking the water. It sounds better than what I'm doing now.
Suspended building internal illumination strategist.
Jokes aside I'd gladly swap.
Kudos for posting D.
The job title makes it sound interesting but the job description has no mention of any crafting. It sounds like it would be visitor access maintenance which could be a pleasant way to spend your days. If I didn't live so far away I would be tempted.