Who in their right mind...

[Steve Maskery]

... keeps their gold flakes in a bucket?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38164591

Everybody knows that the best place is an ice-cream tub in the freezer. Nobody ever thinks of looking in there.

That's where mine are.

S

 

[novocaine]

a very rich clown? sort of a very up market version of the old water bucket routine perhaps.

 

[transatlantic]

I keep mine in my dog

 

[lurker]

I bet the security guards went a bit pail when they realised what had happened

 

[Racers]

I keep my golden nuggets in a cardboard box with a picture of a prospector on the front.

Pete

 

[skipdiver]

I smelted mine into a dead blow hammer and painted it black. That'll fool 'em.

 

[lurker]

models of the effiel tower anyone?

 

[thetyreman]

should have used M16 coach screws with 2 part epoxy to lock it down to a concrete block, the problem is though, the theif won't be able to get out of it now, he's shot himself in the foot.

 

[monkeybiter]

models of the effiel tower anyone?

Gewgaws!

 

[Eric The Viking]

models of the effiel tower anyone?

And you'll need an umbrella, to pick up the little splashes (one of my favourite bits in the movie).