Two little boys.

[whiskywill]

Two little boys were going to the hospital the next day for operations.
The older boy leaned over and asked, "What are you having done?" The second boy said, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first boy said, "You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done when I was four. They put me to sleep, and when I woke up, they gave me lots of Jell-O and ice cream, its a breeze."
The second boy then asked, "What are you going in for?" The first boy said, "Circumcision." "Whoa!" the smaller boy said, "best of luck to you, buddy. I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year."

 

[gregmcateer]

=D> =D> =D>

 

[Harbo]

Rod

 

[Waka]

 

[a4mative]

 

[Mannyroad]

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was chuffing skint."
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
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