Silly.

[whiskywill]

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have ****s bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother,

'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.'

 

[MMUK]

:lol:

 

[Max Power]

:lol: :lol: =D> =D> :lol: :lol:
Reminds me of our first holiday when we got married (not counting the honeymoon)
We went to a then largely undeveloped place called Porek in what was Yugoslavia.
After a couple of days I was berating our choice of destination, but decided to take a walk along the coastline, after a couple of miles I came across a large nudist beach :shock:
Talk about a kid in a sweety factory (hammer) I didn't know whether to look at the dolly mixtures or the licorice allsorts :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[RogerS]

LOL.....I was on a naturist beach in Greece and couldn't understand why the men were putting their trunks on to go and swim in the water. Seemed a bit daft to me. So down I goes au naturel and into the water and out of the water pronto due to the small fish local to that beach that seemed to want to take a nibble out of the old todger.

 

[Max Power]

Must have thought it was a tasty worm Roger :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ChrisR]

:lol: :lol: :shock:

Chris R.

 

[Baldhead]

=D> =D> =D>

Baldhead

 

[graduate_owner]

As a follow up

did you hear about the jelly baby who went for an Aids checkup?

The nurse said "so what have you been up to then?"

Jelly baby - "fu**ing allsorts"

K