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i know mike's saws have a good reputation, but not a bad way to advertise a small company by getting us all to guess now that's clever advertising mike :twisted: :lol: :roll:

and we thought you were a friend??? :? :? :?

paul :wink:
 
Six of your relatives have arrived on your doorstep and announced that they are staying for Christmas :shock: :shock:

Still confused :? :?

Paul
 
Soon, very soon, the clues will arrive.

And y'all are going to positively hate what the evil elves in Forest Grove have done to obscure the facts :lol:

Think nursery rhymes and children's songs :twisted:

Take care, Mike
 
Hi Mike--it's open to the entire world!

The game began as a joke by Paul [engineer one] and it has sort of blossomed into full-fleged shenanigans.

You are most welcome to join in. No rules other than those stated in the post which began the madness.

Have fun...Mike
 
OK, it's some clock movements and you are going to make the cases from hickory - geddit, Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.... :D

Is that it :? :?

Paul
 
Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing
Was that not a tasty dish
To set before a king?
The King was in his counting house
Counting out his money
The Queen was in the parlor
Eating bread and honey The Maid was in the garden
Hanging out the clothes
When down came a blackbird
And snapped off her nose!

The hits on google for nursery rimes has just rose by 2000
 
http://nedmartin.org/amused/three-little-piggies


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.

“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter to the third little piggy, “But why have you only ordered water all evening?” The third piggy says -


“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!’”
 
Sawdust Producer":1ovvkhun said:
...The hits on google for nursery rimes has just rose by 2000
These have been very creative--and wrong :lol:

This will be a borrowed tune and made up words.

Soon...almost finished...Mike
 
It sounds like we are all going to be way off the mark. How about :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: for the good time we are having :p
 
This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack on my thumb
With a walnut paddywhack,
Throw your dog a bone
This old man came spinning home.

This old bear, he played two
He goes inside out for you
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give your bear a bone
This old bear came close to home.

This new chook, he played three
With some padouk just for me
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Smooth your ripples now
This new chook came scraping home.

This young man, he played four
Has a button I adore
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Supply the other half
This young man came whacking home.

Antique twice, he played five
Used by those who had arrived
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Guide its journey across the wood
This antique has found a home.

This old bird, he played six
He made chunks into rounded sticks
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Now I need some pizza
This old bird has a replacement blade.



Take care, Mike
Does it count that it is only about 4 pm on Tuesday here?
 
well it is a little confusing, but finally we have found an american with a sense of humour.

so i am thinking about one of the kids has had sextuplets, and you have been making cribs and changing stations, now you want us englishmen to sponsor this sudden increase in your extended family by buying large numbers of wenzloff saws.

or should i say wenzloff, sons, daughters and grandchildren!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

whatever it is mike congratulations this has and is soo much fun
:roll:
paul :wink:
 
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