My trip to the store

[devonwoody]

My trip to the store:





There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."





Making a mental note to complain to my local politician about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.





When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.





I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.





They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

 

[RogerS]

It just doesn't bear thinking about, dw :lol:

 

[Grahamshed]

Seems like Devon is getting worse than Essex.
Get back to your tissue boxes

 

[Jonzjob]

Roger! How dare you post that photo of my Dad without my permission! He was always very strict about how he was seen in public, especially on his Panther! He even put on weight for that photo :? :?

He didn't arf attract the birds though 8) 8)

 

[studders]

He didn't arf attract the birds though 8) 8)

But is atrracting Vultures a wise thing? No Crows though I noticed.