Last wishes.

[whiskywill]

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you 're in your coffin, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
John said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Bert commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Fred said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

 

[blackrodd]

Fred and me both!
Rodders

 

[monkeybiter]

Literally laughed out loud. [as they text in Wales]

 

[Graham Orm]

Literally laughed out loud. [as they text in Wales]

Me too.........thanks for that. :lol: :lol:

 

[Jonzjob]

3s up for that one. Made me laugh too after an enema, when I dared :shock: :shock:

 

[Alexam]

=D> =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: Love it!