Sorry folks, boring though it may be, I find myself in complete agreement with Phil Pascoe - and others.
Ditto re the Dinosaurs and Reindeer and Comet above. OK, I'm old, and a thicko it seems, but really I just don't get that one either. Where's the joke?
Aaaah that's more like it. Keep them comingI was in the supermarket when an attractive lady came up to me and said 'You're the father of one of my children'. I frantically thought back to the only time I had been unfaithful. I said 'Were you the stripper that came to my stag-do who stripped me, bent me over the snooker table and slapped me with a wet lettuce leaf?' She said 'No, I'm a teacher. Your little boy is in my class.'
I think directing was much funnier, assumed it was intentionalApologies, I started typing my reply ages ago, and got diverted by grandchildren and a firmware update...
I recognised the original quote and also realised that maybe the auto-correct had kicked in with the in-correct word. But, my vision of showing a frog to a busy road and its inevitable demise was funnier.I think directing was much funnier, assumed it was intentional
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