Joke Thread 4

[Daniel2]

 

[stuart little]

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[Cozzer]

See post #1224, Stu.....
Where've you been?!

 

[TRITON]

The woman he is having the affair with is his wife's friend, which means his wife is also having an affair.

 

[TRITON]

 

[Just4Fun]

Did you study Venn diagrams at school? I remember when our maths teacher introduced Venn diagrams he said they were named after someone called Diagram.

 

[Doug B]

 

[TRITON]

I remember when our maths teacher introduced Venn diagrams he said they were named after someone called Diagram.

So there could have been someone called Phlegm

 

[artie]

The woman he is having the affair with is his wife's friend, which means his wife is also having an affair.

Or planning a surprise romantic party for their aniversary.

 

[wurglesnash357]

Easier than trying to make it attack Schrödinger's cat, I suppose.

The dog would have to be a boxer for that.

Les

 

[stuart little]

The woman he is having the affair with is his wife's friend, which means his wife is also having an affair.

Oh, dear!!

 

[stuart little]

See post #1224, Stu.....
Where've you been?!

Been here all the time, honest guv!

 

[stuart little]

Did you study Venn diagrams at school? I remember when our maths teacher introduced Venn diagrams he said they were named after someone called Diagram.

Not in my school days - 1950-1960/1. Who the heck is 'Venn'? Apart from a 'Venn's Lane' in Hereford, never heard of him, so 'spose I'd better have a google,.

 

[Cozzer]

Talking of cats, did you know from June next year, your furry friend has to be microchipped?
No, neither did I.
I happened to spot a poster in the vet's last night...
Couldn't help think about some of the bruisers we've had over the years - one in particular would've left your hand in tatters and be half way to Cheltenham as soon as he spotted the vet!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I wonder who pays for the chipping of cats that have more than one home?

 

[Cozzer]

I wonder who pays for the chipping of cats that have more than one home?

Knowing vet's, everybody....

 

[PhilTilson]

I wonder why people insist on having long conversations with each other on a JOKE THREAD!!

 

[Scifli]

 

[Scifli]

 

[Geoff_S]

I wonder why people insist on having long conversations with each other on a JOKE THREAD!!

Yes, there’s always someone who starts it.