Joke Thread 4

[paulrbarnard]

Ta, muchly. I guessed it to be a lump of coal! Thereby losing me wiv t'zip!

Coal is about 90% carbon…

 

[Doug B]

 

[Fergie 307]

And if you are asked "How do you view Lesbians?" Then " In HD" is NOT the correct answer.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[woodhutt]

 

[Amateur]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[paulrbarnard]

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Why is that funny?

 

[Daniel2]

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Sorry mate, but I'm not going to bother even looking.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Sachakins]

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1x8

 

[Noel]

I’m thinking we should have a joke moderator team…….

 

[John Brown]

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To be honest, I doubt that would come back. It is shaped more like a non returning boomerang, that might be used for hunting.
I speak with some authority, having learnt to make returning boomerangs as a young boy, by following the instructions in The Readers' Digest Junior Omnibus, and subsequently abstracting quantities of my father's plywood offcuts in pursuit of my hobby.
They don't make books like that anymore, although I did encounter a copy in a clinic waiting room in Thames Ditton about 15 years ago, and was sorely tempted to steal it.

 

[Just4Fun]

I always thought that in the aboriginal language "boo" means "returning", because when you throw a normal meringue ...

 

[Serendipity Gunge]

He should take care when dressing




I should probably leaf it out

What happened next romaines to be seen.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

1x8

You have too much time on your hands.

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

To be honest, I doubt that would come back. It is shaped more like a non returning boomerang, that might be used for hunting.
I speak with some authority, having learnt to make returning boomerangs as a young boy, by following the instructions in The Readers' Digest Junior Omnibus, and subsequently abstracting quantities of my father's plywood offcuts in pursuit of my hobby.
They don't make books like that anymore, although I did encounter a copy in a clinic waiting room in Thames Ditton about 15 years ago, and was sorely tempted to steal it.

The British Red Cross nd the British Heart Foundation shop do get them in. But most get binned.
Go along and ask if they will keep them aside for you.

Or try any charity shop.

You will b shocked what they get donated.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I can imagine the reply if asking for one in a charity shop - sorry, we sold one last week but it hasn't come back.