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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
John Brown
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Other compression algorithms are available.It took me a while, but then penny dropped
Doug B
Shy Tot
woodhutt
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The_Yellow_Ardvark
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woodhutt
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Doug B
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Fidget
Trying
This popped up in my spam folder this morning, a real doozy!
Tris
What am I doing here?
If the BFG wrote emails
Alex H
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I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy,
"I need a battery so I can tell the time"
He said "is it for a clock?"
I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery"
"I need a battery so I can tell the time"
He said "is it for a clock?"
I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery"
stuart little
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Very suttle!
stuart little
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Echoes of the 'late-great' Stanley Unwin!
stuart little
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I give up!
John Brown
Freeloading Social media influenza
Diamonds are produced by compressing carbon. Zip is a computer file compression technique. C is the chemical symbol for carbon.I give up!
stuart little
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Ta, muchly. I guessed it to be a lump of coal! Thereby losing me wiv t'zip!
A man goes to the doctor.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I'll show you," says the man. Turns round, drops his trousers and bends over.
"Christ," says the doctor, "You've got a lettuce growing out your @rse!"
"Ah," says the man, "That's just the tip of the iceberg..."
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I'll show you," says the man. Turns round, drops his trousers and bends over.
"Christ," says the doctor, "You've got a lettuce growing out your @rse!"
"Ah," says the man, "That's just the tip of the iceberg..."
Tris
What am I doing here?
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