whiskywill
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A very vain man went to his chemist and said "A jar of my usual anti aging cream, please."
"Does this really work? " asked the assistant.
"Of course it does" he replied "How old do you think I am?"
"Late 30's, maybe 40" replied the assistant.
"I'm 45" said the man with a smug look on his face.
Feeling very pleased with himself, on his way back to his car he asked the first person he met the same question.
Again the reply was "About 40"
As he got to the car park he spotted a little old lady waiting at the bus stop. "How old do you think I am?" he said.
"Loosen you belt and I'll tell you" she replied.
A bit confused he did as requested and she put her hand down his trousers. After a good fondle he said " Do you know my age yet?"
She replied "Not quite yet. Just a little longer"
When she withdrew her hand she said "You are 45"
"That's amazing" he said, "How did you know that?"
With a grin on her face she looked him in the eye and said " I was behind you in the queue at the chemist."
"Does this really work? " asked the assistant.
"Of course it does" he replied "How old do you think I am?"
"Late 30's, maybe 40" replied the assistant.
"I'm 45" said the man with a smug look on his face.
Feeling very pleased with himself, on his way back to his car he asked the first person he met the same question.
Again the reply was "About 40"
As he got to the car park he spotted a little old lady waiting at the bus stop. "How old do you think I am?" he said.
"Loosen you belt and I'll tell you" she replied.
A bit confused he did as requested and she put her hand down his trousers. After a good fondle he said " Do you know my age yet?"
She replied "Not quite yet. Just a little longer"
When she withdrew her hand she said "You are 45"
"That's amazing" he said, "How did you know that?"
With a grin on her face she looked him in the eye and said " I was behind you in the queue at the chemist."
