Walter Hall
Established Member
Even more time will be being wasted by at least two estate management staff in each hospital counting how many light bulbs have been replaced, recording this and reporting it to a highly paid manager in a Primary Care Trust who will in turn be reporting upwards to the Strategic Health Authority or Department of Health where a senior civil servant will have been appointed specifically to oversee the correct implementation of the "bulb replacement programme" or BURP as it will now be known, since every initiative must have a crass acronym.