Tuesday smile.

[whiskywill]

Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

 

[monkeybiter]

Have you got a wok?

 

[SammyQ]

Why? Do you think it makes him "Wok this way?"....

 

[Mike.S]

Oh dear. Had to read it three times before I understood

 

[SammyQ]

Sorry Mike, I'm a punster. Always have been.

 

[AES]

Oh whiskeywill, I love puns (remember "beyond our ken"?) but that was awful!!!!!

That's prob'ly 'cos I had to read it twice before the penny dropped.

:lol:

AES

 

[whiskywill]

Did you hear about the drunk dung beetle who fell off his stool?

 

[AES]

"And a titter ran through the crowd. (But nobody could find out who he was)."

:lol:

AES

(I suppose we should kick this into touch now).

 

[blackrodd]

No! No! Keep going, please!
Rodders

 

[Racers]

She opened the door in her nightdress and I thought, funny place to have a door!

Pete

 

[AES]

well, if you REALLY insist rodders .....

(With thanks to Uxbridge English Dictionary)

Dialogue - an awful piece of wood

Final - the last thing you hammer into a coffin

Sanctity - French patron saint of breasts

Begat - a thing you put on a big 'ead

Psychological - something that only makes sense on a bike

Piston - humiliated

And so on, and so forth ..........

(Can I recommend "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" - BBC R4)

AES

 

[whiskywill]

If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?