Proverbs

[Robbo3]

There are lots of schoolboy answers doing the rounds. I have no idea whether these are true or not but they made me laugh.

Answers to a proverbs test by 6 year olds

1.Don't change horses - until they stop running.

2.Strike while the - bug is close.

3.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.

4.Never underestimate the power of - termites.

5.You can lead a horse to water but - How?

6.Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.

7.No news is - impossible

8.A miss is as good as a - Mr.

9.You can't teach an old dog new - Maths

10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.

11.Love all, trust - Me.

12.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.

13.An idle mind is - the best way to relax.

14.Where there's smoke there's - pollution.

15.Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.

16.A penny saved is - not much.

17.Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.

18.Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.

19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.

20.There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.

21.Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.

22.If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.

23.You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box

24.When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.

25.A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.

26.Better late than - Pregnant

 

[Gary Morris]

brilliant

 

[Webby]

very very good =D> =D>

 

[henton49er]

Wonderful!!

 

[Travis]

Thank You
=D> =D> =D>

Travis

 

[Robbo3]

Reasons To Like Beer by 7-Year-Olds

A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.

7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'

7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'

7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.

7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'

7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'

7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'

7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'