Lottery winner

[whiskywill]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the Lottery?"

She says,

" I'd take half, then leave you."


"Excellent," he replies,


"I just won £10 , here's £5 - now Sod off!"

 

[doorframe]

Good one. Just sent it to the wife.

Not too sure which ward I'll be in tonight.

 

[maltrout512]

Good one. Just sent it to the wife.

Not too sure which ward I'll be in tonight.

Fractures ward.