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Muina

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Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when all of a sudden a vampire jumps onto the car bonnet.

One of the nuns turns to the other and says "Quick Sister, show him your cross!"

To which the other nun rolls down the window and shouts "Get off the bloody car!"

Hope it made you laugh as much as it did me :p

Anthony
 
Haha! Yea, I didn't know that lol, my brother taught me that one though.

He also taught me the fifth one on that video (the one about the nuns in a bath) and it took me about 3 weeks of Google searches to get it lol.

I've got plenty more terrible jokes:

An Englishman, Irishman and an American are on the top of the Empire State building. The American suddenly challenges the Irishman "I bet you can't jump up, fly around the top of the Empire State Building and land back here, watch". The American jumps up, flies around the building and lands back next to the Irishman.

So the Irishman jumps off the edge of the building and falls to the floor. The Englishman then says "Jeez, you're horrible when you're drunk Superman!"



What cheese can you hide a horse in? ------- Mascarpone (You might have to say that one out loud)



A man walks into a Psychiatrist wearing cling film underwear and nothing else, the psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see you're nuts"

Anthony
 
Muina":4esg5fsq said:
What cheese can you hide a horse in? ------- Mascarpone (You might have to say that one out loud)

What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of the woods?

Camembert (again, say it out loud)

Si.
 
Why do elephants have big ears...

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom

Pete
 
A mate just called me, in tears
his wife has left him,
taken his prized Bob Marley
collection, and the satelite dish,
poor b'stard

no woman, no Sky :?

cha man, ile get me coat 8)
 
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