Joke Thread 4

[stuart little]

Please don't tell us you've never heard of Shamima Begum.

If I had heard of it, I'd forgotten (very easy nowadays!). I diddled Google, hence the .

 

[loftyhermes]

Please don't tell us you've never heard of Shamima Begum.

Nope, I've never heard of her either.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Thousands of TV, radio and newspaper hours must have passed you by.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

Thousands of TV, radio and newspaper hours must have passed you by.

Correct! Give that man a coconut!

 

[Jaco]

Poor man​

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Newark, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.



Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French ???

 

[stuart little]

Poor man​

 

[John Brown]

I can remember someone getting hold of a collection of Dear Abby letters and answers, when I was a pre-teen. It was almost the equivalent of soft porn back then. Is she still going strong?

 

[Andy's Shed]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Scientists have recently discovered a new species of pinnipeds. The newly discovered species make noises that sound exactly like “yes yes“. They have been classified as seals of approval.

 

[Doug B]

 

[woodhutt]

 

[Robbo3]

Irony 1-3

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

Woke up today to find a family of Trolls had set up on my back lawn overnight.

 

[Alex H]

 

[loftyhermes]