Joke Thread 4

[Geoff_S]

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And me

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

 

[Sachakins]

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the computer keyboard if I don't get off the UK Workshop site.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

 

[JimJay]

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the computer keyboard if I don't get off the UK Workshop site.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

Can you tell my cat to stop dancing on your keyboard and come home, please?

 

[Jameshow]

Took my daughter to the mens shed and she snitched on me - he's always on his phone!! Ukworkshop usually!!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Aye.

 

[rocketman_k]

Just had a sneak preview of Porsche’s secret new development!

 

[stuart little]

And me

And me, too, also.

 

[Geoff_S]

And me, too, also.

I need to find your emoticon Stuart. I don’t understand.

 

[stuart little]

I need to find your emoticon Stuart. I don’t understand.

here he is! Missed-a-bit!

 

[Sachakins]

I need to find your emoticon Stuart. I don’t understand.

Portche are rear engined cars.
That pic shows engine in front, hence a new invention for Porche.

 

[cisamcgu]

Portche are rear engined cars.
That pic shows engine in front, hence a new invention for Porche.

Plenty of Porsche cars are front engined

 

[stuart little]

Just had a sneak preview of Porsche’s secret new development!

Just room in the luggage space for a spare block! Who needs a spare wheel anyhow!?

 

[niemeyjt]

Maybe it's a chip off the old block?

 

[artie]

Just had a sneak preview of Porsche’s secret new development!

Can we have a new thread for jokes we can't figure out?

 

[Doug B]

 

[Daniel2]

Can we have a new thread for jokes we can't figure out?

Maybe we could have a Non Jokes Thread ....

 

[Thingybob]

here he is! Missed-a-bit!

Welcome back emoji little