is this your wife sir?

[nev]

The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my Wife. They said "Is this your Wife Sir?" Shocked, I answered "Yes!". They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident". I said "I know but she has a lovely personality!"

 

[henton49er]

I hope that your good lady doesn't read your posts on this forum, Nev!!

 

[Scottey66]

The old ones are the best

 

[nev]

I hope that your good lady doesn't read your posts on this forum, Nev!!

Its OK Mike, I have her permission (and as long as she's not wearing her glasses, she cant read it anyway :wink: )

 

[flying haggis]

My wife was missing for a week and the police turned up at the door and told me to prepare for the worst.

Took me ages to buy back all her clothes from the charity shop.

 

[henton49er]

Haggis,

That's even worse!!

:ho2 :ho2 :ho2