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what do you buy for the girl who has everything?

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder! .... I am sure she will be speechless
=D>
 
Simon":27yn3pt9 said:
a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder!

Thats actually the first thing that came into my mind when I seen the picture, haha, but I didnt want to say anything........ :shock:
 
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(putting on my Sherlock Deerstalker.....) (homer)





So... the clues are.....

a wife & daughter,

entertaining,

'something' to pass round after diner parties,

and a husband/father who thinks it's a good idea,




"why... it's elementary my dear Watson...."

"they can only be one of two things....."

"either indigestion tablets to pass around the guests after a 'lovely' meal..., or cyanide tablets, as you would not wish to put your guests through the same night again...."



simples......



(Sherlock accepts the applause from the admiring crowd =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> and is now siging autographs.....)



N
 
I was reading through this post, laughing so much an ever so tiny bit of wee came out. I liked Karls idea.............. :lol:
 
I know that I know what this is and it's not been until now that I've figured it out!

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It's a take on a speed loader for a revolver.


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You use them to re-load a revolver when your under heavy fire.

How this applies to tampons and the ladies at your parties, I really don't want to imagine! :shock: :shock: :sick:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I think it is a "Promhandicam folly" just to get us all going :wink:

Come on Steve - what the f..... is it :x

Dave
 
Sportique":2qxcbsl6 said:
I think it is a "Promhandicam folly" just to get us all going :wink:

Come on Steve - what the f..... is it :x

Dave

I'll give you a clue...

When in use that word thats been censored is normally off the menu.

HTH
 
Simon":1yg66shm said:
what do you buy for the girl who has everything?

a handcrafted mahogany tampon holder! .... I am sure she will be speechless
=D>

I'm not quite sure why there is still some discussion as to what the item is - I posted a picture of it for goodness sake and Simon correctly named it!

The whole post was a spoof, which some seem to have realised. Written along the same lines as what I take to be the spoof threads on tissue box boxes as I can't seriously imagine anyone buying either or being genuinely happy to receive one as a gift.

Seasons greetings!

Steve
 
promhandicam":1wiyrniw said:
I'm not quite sure why there is still some discussion as to what the item is

Steve

Well... I think some folk just need to be certain of the details so as to make the right size holes for the..... when they... should they wish to.....

Then again. :duno:
 

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