Eric The Viking
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I had a nice thing happen over the w/e. My boss gave me their hardly-used elliptical cross-trainer. It's quite similar to this one:
To my slight disappointment, a pretty girl wasn't included, so I have nobody to explain it to me (and I married a very pretty blonde some years ago, anyway, so have no need, he said quickly, just in case...). I've fitted it together and tried it out.
It's a posh one, apparently, with a pulse rate monitor and an electromagnetic damper so you can vary the amount of effort you use, and it will tell me how far I've "walked," how long that took and how many calories I've expended doing it, too. (I stopped at ten calories, to be on the safe side, as I'm not very fit and don't want to overdo it).
It's also got programs where it will change the effort required over time, so, for example, you can have different sorts of complex five-minute workouts, apparently.
I needed something. I find walking on pavements quite uncomfortable for short periods and really regret it hours later too. I must get fit again and this doesn't have the percussive effect of heel hitting pavement that causes most of the pain later. But I've no idea how I should go about selecting the settings, etc.
It is pretty heavy though, with an 8kg flywheel and lots of steel tubing, so worst case I can just take it apart and reassemble it, repetitively. That would do the arm muscles. James May eat yer heart out...
Before I stoop to that (literally), can anybody recommend something to read or watch on the internet for advice on how to do this? It's usually fit people advising fit people, and I really need someone healthy taking pity on a weedy layabout.
E.
PS: Having initially spent a frustrating hour or two assembling it, I now know why it's a called a "cross" trainer. I still have no idea what the official reason is, of course.
To my slight disappointment, a pretty girl wasn't included, so I have nobody to explain it to me (and I married a very pretty blonde some years ago, anyway, so have no need, he said quickly, just in case...). I've fitted it together and tried it out.
It's a posh one, apparently, with a pulse rate monitor and an electromagnetic damper so you can vary the amount of effort you use, and it will tell me how far I've "walked," how long that took and how many calories I've expended doing it, too. (I stopped at ten calories, to be on the safe side, as I'm not very fit and don't want to overdo it).
It's also got programs where it will change the effort required over time, so, for example, you can have different sorts of complex five-minute workouts, apparently.
I needed something. I find walking on pavements quite uncomfortable for short periods and really regret it hours later too. I must get fit again and this doesn't have the percussive effect of heel hitting pavement that causes most of the pain later. But I've no idea how I should go about selecting the settings, etc.
It is pretty heavy though, with an 8kg flywheel and lots of steel tubing, so worst case I can just take it apart and reassemble it, repetitively. That would do the arm muscles. James May eat yer heart out...
Before I stoop to that (literally), can anybody recommend something to read or watch on the internet for advice on how to do this? It's usually fit people advising fit people, and I really need someone healthy taking pity on a weedy layabout.
E.
PS: Having initially spent a frustrating hour or two assembling it, I now know why it's a called a "cross" trainer. I still have no idea what the official reason is, of course.