Caption competition

[barkwindjammer]

"to be read in your best 1950's BBC voice"


"study this picture most carefully, Bob is on the job, but not the one Mary is looking for ! ".

"I say Bob that looks like a most pleasing 10 minute job your doing there, and I see your using a 'Johnsons' product, wont that leave you with 5 minutes to,,,erm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Daven]

Mary "Bob, you tool, my shoulder is stuck to the door jam now!"

Or

Mary "The fumes are making me legless!"
Bob "Me too!"
:wink:

 

[studders]

Mary "Fancy a quickie Bob?"

Bob "Not now Mary, this is just so much fun"

 

[special bone]

"I've been egg-bound for days, this stuff is marvellous."

 

[stevebuk]

I say mary, i much prefe this colour to the blonde you had.

 

[andycktm]

Got this from Aldi,and you thought it was just for fish & chips.

 

[BMac]

Mary - "Bob, when I said I fancied some wood I wasn't thinking of a set of shelves".

 

[matt]

Mary - "Hey, Bob. Stop playing with your Johnson, you'll get stain everywhere..."

 

[barkwindjammer]

"I say Bob that looks like a most pleasing 10 minute job your doing there, and I see your using a 'Johnsons' product, wont that leave you with 5 minutes to,,,erm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, unstick me from the door you varnished earlier", "you might have to tear ones dress off-with a wild demanding look in your eyes"

"You really are a daft bint Mary-I'll have to re-do that now, sake" :evil: