Tesco Burgers

[RogerS]

I think there's too much jockeying for position.

To regain their reputation, Tesco have too many hurdles to jump.

 

[xy mosian]

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
xy

 

[xy mosian]

And another one or two:-

Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.

xy

 

[Jensmith]

Thanks guys, you've just given me the laugh of the day

 

[jack55]

I had a couple still got a bit between my teeth

 

[barkwindjammer]

 

[doorframe]

Surely it's time to pull the reins in on this thread. It's gone a bit lame.

 

[Hitch]

Bloke up the road was rushed to hospital after eating a Tesco horse burger, doctors say his condition is stable.

 

[moppetsdad]

I asked the butcher in tescos "how's trade been?" he said " I feel like I'm floging a dead horse"