wellywood
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A group of bikers were out for a ride when they came across a road block on an overbridge. The police were trying to talk down a young woman threatening to jump.
Seeing his chance to make a name for himself with the gang, the bikers leader pushes his way through the crowds and says to the girl 'Hey darling! Before you jump why don't you give old George a last kiss?'
'OK' says the girl and leaning back, plants a long lingering kiss on George's lips and after coming up for air does it a second time.
'Wow!' says George. 'Sweetcheeks! That was the best kiss I ever had. Don't waste yourself. Come and ride with old George. Why'd a sweet young thing like you want to kill herself anyway?'
'My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl.'
Seeing his chance to make a name for himself with the gang, the bikers leader pushes his way through the crowds and says to the girl 'Hey darling! Before you jump why don't you give old George a last kiss?'
'OK' says the girl and leaning back, plants a long lingering kiss on George's lips and after coming up for air does it a second time.
'Wow!' says George. 'Sweetcheeks! That was the best kiss I ever had. Don't waste yourself. Come and ride with old George. Why'd a sweet young thing like you want to kill herself anyway?'
'My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl.'
