My Aussie friends sent me this one

[devonwoody]

Andrew the drover (Aussie Cowboy) from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.



I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the stih out of the lot of ya!"





St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" ..... .... ... .. .








"A couple of minutes ago."

 

[Harbo]

nice one

Rod

 

[Berncarpenter]

kicking the bike over {big mistake} #-o

 

[doctor Bob]

Ha ha, I lived on a sheep station about 200 km from broken hill for a couple of years, used to get flown (stations little plane) into BH every 2 months for a long weekend on the beer. Never allowed to stay in the same hotel twice. Absolute riot, spent a few nights in the cells, policeman was a mate by the end of my stay.

Me on the bike in 1987.

 

[Paul Chapman]

And you always seem such a quiet, unassuming bloke, Bob....... :lol: