Mummy mummy jokes.

[Splintez]

Little grand-daughter told me this one today.
Mummy mummy, what's a werewolf?
Mummy replies 'Shaddup and comb your face'.

 

[jpt]

Oh dear what have you started

Mummy mummy whats for dinner
Shut up and get back in the oven

 

[loftyhermes]

mummy mummy dad's going out.
Well pour some more petrol on him.

 

[gregmcateer]

mummy, mummy, can I lick the bowl out?
No, flush the chain like everyone else

 

[henton49er]

Mummy, mummy!! There's something in Daddy's eye!
Shut up and just eat round it.

 

[UTMonkey]

Mummy, mummy, why am I walking round in circles?

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.