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10 Nov 2006
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Letter to a men's helpline...

I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in ...the shed behind the table saw.

When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the saw that I noticed a hairline crack in the fence mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or, do I need to replace the whole bracket?